So I can't be afraid of the ugly.
If you are squeamish... Divert your eyes.
No one under the age of 18...
Last weekend, I was having a great "Mom's Night Out". I sneeze and peed myself. Not just a little. Enough to feel uncomfortable about it.
But wait... It gets better...
Awhile ago... I was too embarrassed to post this... But what the hell??
I had such bad diarrhea.. I didn't make it to the bathroom in time. Trying to remember if I ever shat myself before? If this is what it's like getting old and needing an adult diaper... No fun.
Tonight I was at a friends house. They have a two bedroom apartment... With thin walls. My stomach was acting up. (I've haven't wished to be in a bathroom with a loud fan so badly in a long time.) With everything that came out.. I'm sure some vital organs must have come out too. And I'm pretty sure... Even though I did my best to control the monstrosity that was happening to me... I'm sure they heard some of it. Thank God I didn't clog their toilet and I made it through the rest of the night.
I keep getting yelled at at home for clogging the toilet with all the extra toilet paper I need since being pregnant. A woman's gotta do what a woman's got to do and things are complicated while pregnant.
At least this time around it feels more second nature. It doesn't take me so much by surprise and I know it will go back to normal someday. But yeah.. It does make you fear those days when we get old and have these issues regularly.
All I can think about is someday I'll be holding my beautiful baby girl. I'll go through hell for it... Willingly...
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