Spots on my chest

So I'm looking up online because I noticed I have what looks like burst blood vessels on my chest.  According to online... it seem like it's normal.  But one woman said it best, "Why does pregnancy work so hard to make a woman feel unattractive?"  Amen sista...

Oh Crap!

Looking at my countdown app. I thought, "Yay!  22 weeks til Christmas!"  Then I looked up and thought, "OMG!  17 weeks til I have another baby!  Oh crap!"

What have I done?

22 weeks...

I think every pregnant woman has that moment where they think, "What have I done?  I don't want to be pregnant anymore.  Once I give birth... My life will never be the same.  There is no way to get my previous life back.  What have I done?"  I just keep thinking how much I love Alex and how much greatness he has brought to my life and how it will only get better....

FYI...

Today was laundry day and I got desperate on underwear...

FYI... A one size fits all thong does not apply to pregnant women...

My baby has a vagina!

I get these weekly e-mails.  The last sentence seems so awkward and cracks me up.

Oops..

I totally farted when my hubby and I were laying in bed next to each other.  We were both playing with our phones before  lights out.  I giggled, cause I try not to make farting in front of my hubby a normal thing, but when there was no response.. I realized he had his earphones in!   Point Cheryl.. Pregnancy Zero!  Victory!

Got kicked in church..

20 weeks

Was sitting in church today.. And I felt kicking!!  No longer butterflies.  

I gasped. One took me by surprise.

What has my life come to?

I took a chicken salad hoagie to a party today because I wanted to make sure I had something more to eat than chips and dips.  Of course I didn't want to whip it out and eat it in front of everyone, so I took it with me to the bathroom.  Thougt I'd kill two birds with one stone.  I look up and see myself eating a hoagie while going to the bathroom... What has my life come to??

Literally..

I literally just cussed at my bladder.  

Seriously?!?  I'm in the bathroom.. Can you wait the two seconds its going to take me to get to the toilet?

It hurts my heart

I can't stop crying with the thought that once Ariana is born, that I won't be able to spend all my time with Alex.  I keep having these visions of him calling my name and him not understanding that I can't put the baby down to read him a book.  I keep seeing him clawing at my husband so he can get to me and Zach dragging him away.  My heart is broken for my son because he does not understand what having this baby is going to mean and it hurt to know that having his baby will be a painful experience for him.  He'll only be two years old.  I know he won't remember it in the grand scheme of things, but it hurts my heart to think about it.