What has my life come to?

I took a chicken salad hoagie to a party today because I wanted to make sure I had something more to eat than chips and dips.  Of course I didn't want to whip it out and eat it in front of everyone, so I took it with me to the bathroom.  Thougt I'd kill two birds with one stone.  I look up and see myself eating a hoagie while going to the bathroom... What has my life come to??